I unplugged the computer. The screen stayed on. I am typing this from inside the download queue. Please do not press F5. @WindowsInsider: Get ready for the ultimate update. 🌀

Then my screen changed. It wasn't the blue screen of death. It was a .

The download is still ongoing. You are part of it now. Option 2: The Urban Legend / Creepy Pasta Title: I downloaded Windows Infinity. I regret it.