The Yard Sale Of Hell House Mind — Control Theatre High Quality

The Yard Sale of Hell House Mind Control Theatre Venue: The Abandoned Piggly Wiggly, Route 13, Rural Maryland Duration: 3 hours, 15 minutes (felt like a lifetime; also felt like 20 minutes) Rating: ★★★★☆ (Four out of five inverted crosses)

I spent $12.50 on a used toaster that only toasts bread into the shape of Rorschach blots. I spent $3 on a cassette tape labeled “Subliminal Affirmations for Mall Employees.” I spent nothing on the memory I traded away, which I no longer recall, but which left a bruise on my sternum that spells out the yard sale of hell house mind control theatre

Is it ethical? No. Is it legal? Probably not in three states. Is it worth the $40 ticket price? The Yard Sale of Hell House Mind Control