Searching For- Humanist Vampire Seeking In-all ... ((top)) [VERIFIED]

Enter Paul. A lonely, profoundly depressed teenager who has just been stood up (again) and is looking for a way to exit the stage of his own life.

There is a sentence you never expect to read, and then there is that sentence. Searching for- Humanist Vampire Seeking in-All ...

I stumbled across the title Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person late on a Tuesday night, and I honestly thought my algorithm had finally broken. I laughed. Then I stared at it. Then I realized I couldn’t stop thinking about it. Enter Paul

Humanist Vampire. (I have a strict moral code, even in my hunger.) Seeking. (I am lonely. I am looking for you.) Consenting Suicidal Person. (I am terrified of causing pain. I need you to tell me it’s okay.) I stumbled across the title Humanist Vampire Seeking

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You expect nihilism. You expect Only Lovers Left Alive meets Heathers . But what you get is the most awkward, chaste, and gentle "getting to know you" montage in horror history.