Ratty Catty Simulator !link! < REAL >
Squeaks: “You’re faster.” Whiskers: “You’re smaller.” Squeaks: “That’s not a no.”
They fail three times. Whiskers gets his tail zapped. Squeaks gets flung into a mousetrap. ratty catty simulator
SIMULATION v.9.4 — REPEAT.
They discover that the fridge’s blinking light is Morse code for “the vacuum is coming.” Squeaks: “You’re faster
They stare at each other.