Curb Your Enthusiasm - Season 9 [repack] -

Larry has no idea who. Flashback: 1997. Larry accidentally cut in line at a deli. The woman called him a “schmohawk.” He called her “two-faced.” He doesn’t remember. But Madame Pirouzi says if he doesn’t find her and apologize, Jeff’s marriage is over—and Larry will never find a decent parking spot again.

Moe cries—professionally. Ted Danson laughs. The dog pees on the cake. Larry walks out, alone, muttering: “Pretty, pretty, pretty… ridiculous.”

Ted Danson forgives Larry over the napkin. Jeff and Susie renew their vows. At the reception, Larry gives a speech. It’s going well—until the blind dog starts humping the flower girl’s leg. Larry tries to pull the dog off. The dog bites Larry’s sleeve, ripping it. Larry’s bare shoulder is exposed. On it: a tattoo of a watermelon with the words “Vintage Linen 4EVR.” Curb Your Enthusiasm - Season 9

Larry’s long-lost half-brother, Moe (played by Jason Alexander), shows up. Moe is a professional mourner—people hire him to cry at funerals. Larry finds it absurd. Moe tries to bond. Larry accuses him of stealing a pair of sunglasses. Moe says, “They were prescription tears.” They feud.

Jeff and Susie reconcile temporarily—because Susie’s blind dog, Whiskers, takes a liking to Larry. Larry hates the dog. But the dog saves Larry from stepping into a pothole. Now Larry feels indebted. He has to walk the dog. While walking, the dog leads him directly to Marsha’s bakery. Marsha sees Larry with a blind dog and melts. “You have a heart,” she says. Larry: “It’s not mine. It’s the dog’s. I’m just holding it.” Larry has no idea who

A mutual friend dies. At the funeral, Larry is asked to give a toast. He prepares a heartfelt speech. But Moe is also there—hired by the widow to cry loudly. Larry can’t concentrate. He shouts, “Can the professional mourner take five? Some of us are trying to grieve authentically.”

Susie screams, “You got a tattoo of the towel?!” The woman called him a “schmohawk

Marsha stands up. “You’re a sociopath.”