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His sterile existence was shattered, however, by the arrival of a new neighbor: Lady Perdita von Hissingbrook, a werewolf of considerable fortune and even more considerable inconvenience. She was tall, silver-haired, and had a laugh that sounded like rocks tumbling down a mountainside. Worse, she was cheerful .

When the Duke’s minions dumped the “poison,” nothing happened. The pack drank deeply. Perdita, in her towering wolf form, lifted her head and sniffed the air. She caught Edmund’s scent—ancient, dusty, and laced with expensive cologne—lingering by the stream bank. Blackadder Monster Sex 05

Baldrick, watching from the shadows, nodded sagely. “See?” he whispered to the stuffed raven. “Told you. Even monsters need a turnip.” His sterile existence was shattered, however, by the